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Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms (PREMIUM)



Penis Envy is one of the most rare and sought after Psilocybe Cubensis amongst hardcore psychonauts.

You might be asking yourself – “What is the Penis Envy Cubensis; what’s with the weird name?” The truth of the matter is simple. This psychedelic mushroom has the shape of a penis, no two ways about that. What you might not know is that this mushroom is among the most powerful ones in the world, in terms of its psychotropic potential. The word around town goes that the Penis Envy Cubensis was engineered by Terence McKenna, from the Psychonauts.

It has a thick and bulbous shaft, with a fleshy cap and a stalk that keeps on increasing in size, despite the opened cap. This mushroom is very dense, something very rarely seen in other Cubensis strains. This is a difficult mushroom to grow. While the spores look the same if you analyze them under the microscope, the production method is entirely different from other strains. Essentially, you can’t make any spore prints, and the only way to get your hands on Penis Envy Cubensis spores is through spore syringes.

There’s a good reason why the Penis Envy Cubensis is considered among the most powerful mushrooms in the world. The psychotropic effects are one of a kind because of the heightened potency. The physiological explanation for this simple – this mushroom has a much slower growth rate than other mushrooms. This allows for an increased psilocybin production from the spore stage to its adult stage.

Penis Envy Cubensis brings to bear a higher psychoactive potential than the vast majority of mushrooms. For this reason, you should carefully select the circumstances and moments when you use this mushroom. In larger doses, it will most certainly alter your consciousness, provoke hallucinations, and instill time-altering perceptions. The fractal visual stimuli will also temporarily impair your decision-making processes and overall awareness.


Microdose – 0.1g – 0.3g
Beginner – 0.3g – 1g
Average – 1g – 2.5g
Experienced – 2.5g – 3.5g

Effects begin between 10 to 40 minutes after ingestion and can last between 3 and 6 hours, depending on the dose and the individual. Like all tryptamines, psilocybes often cause what has been called “the mushroom yawns” which increase markedly as one begins to peak, however, the feeling in the rest of the body is energetic, not tired. Users can expect a wide variety of possible effects and sensations, from the mystical, euphoric and revelatory to the hyperspatial and mind-altering observational. At doses over 3 grams, some users report experiencing warping of the visual field, and Dali-esque melting objects, and other possible effects include time distortion, hallucinations both when eyes are closed or open, and synesthesia (i.e. “seeing” sounds and “feeling” colours). Remember to stay hydrated, especially if you’re outdoors or doing activities like dancing, and try sipping some honey ginger tea to counteract any possible nausea during the come-up. Do not use if pregnant and do not mix with other drugs or alcohol.


ULTRA RARE PENIS ENVY – *new crop* – November 17th, 2022

Full of delight for an unforgettable shrooms Canada experience

There’s no denying that this psychoactive fungus resembles a certain shape – a penis. These ones from our newest crop on November 17th are the biggest we have ever seen since we have been in the industry.  What you may not realize is that this mushroom is one of the most powerful in terms of psychoactive potential in the world. You can have this quality shroom and its benefits at Speed Greens!


The benefits of Penis Envy mushrooms to your system

Microdosing is the new method for your shrooms experience to increase benefits

Although not all Penis Envy mushrooms are hallucinogenic, fungi that contain psilocybin may be used to cure depression, pain, and other ailments. Magic mushroom health advantages can only be obtained by microdosing with dried shrooms or mushroom edibles. . This is a technique for lowering your recreational dosage from 1/20 to 1/10. You should keep track of any hallucinations you have to see whether it’s working. If you don’t, your microdosing is working. You can also increase your focus and ease into your mind with Penis Envy mushrooms.


Experience an all-new high with the Penis Envy mushrooms

An increased potency for psychoactive effects and time-altering illusions in bigger doses

There’s a reason the Penis Envy mushrooms are regarded as one of the most potent mushrooms on the planet. Because of the increased potency, the psychoactive effects are one-of-a-kind. This has a simple physiological explanation: this mushroom grows at a much slower rate than other mushrooms. From the spore stage to the adult stage, this allows for enhanced psilocybin production. It will very surely affect your awareness, cause hallucinations, and create time-altering illusions in larger doses. Your decision-making processes and overall awareness will be briefly impaired by a colorful visual experience.


Get to know more about Penis Envy mushrooms

It’s all in the strain and size; the Penis Envy has a signature thick cap

This may be self-evident, but the mushroom’s name comes from its resemblance to the male reproductive organ. These mushrooms have a bulbous cap that can split from the stem and appear large and thick. It features a large, bulbous shaft, a fleshy cap, and a stalk that continues to grow in size despite the open cap. For example, the Cubensis strain has a thick cap, which is uncommon in other Cubensis strains. This is a challenging fungus to cultivate. While the spores appear to be the same when examined under a microscope, the technique of formation is completely different from that of other strains. You can’t generate any spore prints, and spore syringes are the only method to get your hands on Penis Envy mushrooms. Shop now at Speed Greens for all the shrooms Canada has to offer for you.

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13 reviews for Penis Envy Magic Mushrooms (PREMIUM)

  1. 5 out of 5


    Nice quality product

  2. 5 out of 5

    Sent me to another dimension. Best Penis Envy’s ive had, will be ordering more.

  3. 5 out of 5

    Also put me im spirituality with every object in the room that Was insane

  4. 5 out of 5

    The best one i ever tried ! They are no Word ford describe the entire time

  5. 5 out of 5

    Frod Chi (verified owner)

    Yeah, so this stuff is powerful heyond comprehension. I wasnt ready but i came back for more. Mind expanding and very humbling experience.

  6. 5 out of 5

    totofx (verified owner)

    As always their products is top notch! It was well packaged and great quality.

    I’m taking it mostly for microdosing, but also for some fun here and there.

    The potency is really good!

    Will buy again and again!

  7. 5 out of 5

    Muskyman (verified owner)

    All I can say is OMG !! I decided to do a little Penis Envy mushrooms Friday night. I estimated I are a gram maybe a gram and a half of the Penis Envy shrooms. Fourtyfive minutes later Wham , It hit like a light switch flipped on. Now I have done mushrooms maybe half a dozen times but never shrooms like these. I first felt that my TV was so vivid and the sound and clarity was like this was happening in my living room with the cast of Dr Pimple Popper being filmed, witch engulfed me in amazement lol.
    This trip and I mean Trip lasted for around 3 hours it was an amazing feeling of calm and content.
    I plan on going on another Shroom trip soon!! Thank You Speed Greens your products I have tried so far have been totally Awesome !!!!

  8. 5 out of 5

    Muskyman (verified owner)

    I Have not done Mushrooms in many years and to be able to choose so many different strains of shrooms even nicer!! My first batch was given to me in my order African shrooms which I did a gram on 3 different occasion’s and each time it was a nice relaxing body stone. Next strain I will be trying is Penis Envy which I have read is a top strain due to the double the growth time of most mushrooms.
    Thank You Speed Greens keep up the Great Menu!!!

  9. 5 out of 5

    TerpX (verified owner)

    The most incredible batch of shrooms I’ve ever encountered. They are dried to perfection and potent AF! Bought an oz and got 2 GIANT shrooms lol. Really great aphrodisiac in smaller doses(1 gram an under) and great for spiritual & shamanic purposes in larger 2 gram plus doses.

  10. 5 out of 5

    Kras555 (verified owner)

    Yup. Potent all right. Amazing color and flashes of light. I will be buying this one again.

  11. 5 out of 5


    Don’t be shy with these guys. If you ever want to reach another planet, you’ve come to the right place my friend. Buy your 3.5G ticket and blast off. You’ll be on your knees screaming, absolutely freakin hollering for MORE!!!!

  12. 5 out of 5

    Coolboy789 (verified owner)

    I had a fun high with the infamous Penis Envy. A slow build to a happy climax, grinned and expelled copious amounts of methane

  13. 5 out of 5

    Malai_21 (verified owner)

    I love this shroom. It helped me so much with my depression, anxiety and mental agility. It’s a real good mental healthy help in my life and start a new career inspiration and motivation.

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