Slymer Craft Top Shelf (AAAA)


Slymer, not to be confused with the like-named “Slimer,” is a slightly sativa dominant hybrid strain (60% sativa/40% indica) created as a phenotype of the infamous Chernobyl strain, although its origins are hotly debated among breeders and patients alike. That being said, Slymer is best known for its super sticky feel and glue-like heady effects that will leave you feeling dazed and confused in no time at all. Slymer buds have tapered spade-shaped dusty green nugs with lots of amber hairs and a coating of frosty milky amber crystal trichomes. As you pull apart each dusty little nugget, aromas of sharply sour citrus and spicy lemon-lime are released. The flavor is very similar, with a tangy lemon-lime overtone that lingers on the tongue long after your final toke. The Slymer high has a creeping effect, sneaking up on your head before taking hold of your entire body. You’ll feel a slight tingle behind the eyes that quickly expands throughout the mind, leaving you feeling totally relaxed mentally without a care in the world. This tingle will soon spread throughout the rest of the body, leaving you feeling aroused and totally at ease. With these effects and its high 25% average THC level, Slymer is often said to be perfect for treating conditions such as chronic fatigue, depression, chronic stress or anxiety, mood swings and chronic pain.

This stock of the rare strain Slymer was brought to you by a master craft grower from the interior B.C.  You’ll first notice the strange purple and black buds with fiery hairs before being hit with a very strong and unique gassy, fruity and earthy nose.  The buds are extremely flavourful on the inhale and exhale and you will immediately feel the sativa dominant strains affects rush through your head and then into your body.  We hope you get a chance to try out this very unique strain!

EFFECTS: Aroused, Tingly, Happy, Relaxing, Uplifting, Cerebral
HELPS WITH: Chronic Pain, Depression, Anxiety, Fatigue, Mood Swing, Stress
SKU: S-CTS-AAAA Category:
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3.5gm – $40
7gm – $75
14gm – $140
28gm – $260

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9 reviews for Slymer Craft Top Shelf (AAAA)

  1. Jasmine
    5 out of 5

    Jasmine (verified owner)

    By far THE BEST strain I have ever gotten. LOVE this strain, well worth the money !!!!

  2. Liamxlion12
    5 out of 5

    Liamxlion12 (verified owner)

    I was a little hesitant to purchase it as the reviews I read were not positive. With that being said, don’t believe everything you read! I absolutely love this strain! It sets on quick and lasted roughly 2-3 hours. Very cerebral high and uplifting. Will definitely purchase this again!

  3. Lilyflower45
    5 out of 5

    Lilyflower45 (verified owner)

    Great Terpene Profile tastes like what a Slymer would probably taste like if you licked it. Good day time strain to get stuff done. Happy and uplifting.

  4. thechristopher
    4 out of 5


    Good smoke, even though I had to pick thru to take the seeds out.

  5. FrenchWeedies
    4 out of 5

    FrenchWeedies (verified owner)

    Good stuff smell and look very appealing

  6. Elvinazimo313
    5 out of 5

    Elvinazimo313 (verified owner)

    For being a relatively low THC percentage compared to other things that SG offers, this flower hits hard and the high stays strong

  7. Bnmvss123
    4 out of 5

    Bnmvss123 (verified owner)

    Just got a 7g bag and this stuff is top notch. Smell is very exotic, looks are 10/10 dark purple and dense like mini rocks, smoke leaves nice white ash. The high is more on saliva and has really nice effects but doesn’t Last as long as I would like from .4 g or .5 g joint. A lil pricey but this is overall top quality

  8. Flavio129970
    5 out of 5

    Flavio129970 (verified owner)

    Just got some orenge slymer and wow great nap great up lift. I feel happy, relaxed and euphoric at a time. fast delivery thank you. I dont even have to wait

  9. TerpX
    4 out of 5

    TerpX (verified owner)

    This one is a looker for sure! great colors and structure. The nose reminds me of citrus strains like citrique, citrix, tropicana ect. Really nice sativa high too. but a lil pricy imo.

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